Check-In & Playlist: July 13, 2011

I came up with some "gotcha" questions for Sarah Palin this afternoon, for the next barrage of media assaults she'll have to face. These are the types of questions that seem to set her off and get her sympathy on Fox News. If you really wanna tick her off:

• "How are you?"
• "Excuse me, do you have the time?"
• "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?"
• "Could you sign this?"
• "Knock-knock."
• "Wouldn't Mitt Romney look great on Mount Rushmore? His face already looks like it's been chiseled in stone."
• "Do you know who's buried in Grant's Tomb?"
• "Do you like me? Check: __Yes __No."
• "Would you like your dressing on the side?"
• "Have you heard the good news of the kingdom?"
• "Does this shirt make me look, you know, like a poseur?"
• "Et tu, Frankie?"

Playlist:
More Tea?, Professor Elemental/Tom Caruana
Tell My Sister, Kate & Anna McGarrigle
Ritual Union, Little Dragon
We Must Become The Pitiless Censors Of Ourselves, John Maus
Within & Without, Washed Out