Bonus Song Of The Day! Neil Innes - "Mr. Eurovision Song Contest Man"

Eurovision Song Contest Week is almost here!!!!!

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Light up an exploding cigar and let's boogie!!

Starting tomorrow! On this blog!! Six days!!! Of songs by 2014 nominees!!!!

You'll either thank or shoot me later!!!!!

I'm Ovision -- 

EUROVISION!!!!
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EUROVISION is not right for everyone. Only your healthcare provider and you can decide if EUROVISION is right for you. Ask your healthcare provider if your heart is healthy enough for you to watch EUROVISION. You should not watch EUROVISION if your healthcare provider has told you not to have European pop music activity because of your health problems. Before taking EUROVISION, tell your healthcare provider about all your medical problems, particularly if you have or ever had:

  • heart problems such as angina or total eclipse
  • a full weekend pass to the Pitchfork Music Festival in Chicago 
  • German food besides schnitzel and sausages
  • a copy of "Nausea" by Jean-Paul Sartre
  • retinitis pavementosa, a rare genetic (runs in families) cheek disease 
  • a sensory deprivation tank 
  • less than $30,000 in plastic surgery debt 
  • a deformed ear lobe or Ke$ha's disease 
  • a game of Scattergories that lasted more than 4 hours 
  • good taste


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