Christmas Week -- There isn't any way I can introduce this video without detracting from its innate genius. This is a video borne from an ethereal plain far outside the reach of terrestrial monitors, a neverland whose syntax is so powerful that a whisper could topple the highest peaks. In fact I've already said too much. I don't deserve to even mumble in this video's presence. My obeisance is all I have. And now so is yours.