I feel this is a worthy contribution to the recently reinvigorated climate for conspiracy theories. Lard is/was a collaboration between the Dead Kennedys' Jello Biafra, Al Jourgensen and Paul Barker of Ministry, and late Nine Inch Nails touring drummer Jeff Ward, who happened to be my next-door neighbor in San Francisco at the time this was recorded. This spells out the entire dental spy program in Jello's typical croon. Don't pretend you didn't know about it, American Dental Association. That music you played in your waiting rooms was meant to lure us into a false sense of tranquility during which you could install a low-watt satellite in our gums and we wouldn't have given it two thoughts.
