Song Of The Day 8/31/2012: T. Rex - "Rabbit Fighter"

Lucie and I went to the Evergreen State Fair in Monroe last night to catch Demi Lovato. On our way out we stopped at the animal exhibition, where they had dozens of chickens, ducks, show dogs, and the like.

They also had this:
That is the largest freaking rabbit I have ever seen in my life.

I did not know rabbits that size were even biologically possible. That's not a rabbit. That's a guard rabbit. If this rabbit were the actual killer rabbit in Monty Python And The Holy Grail, that scene would not have been funny. Lucie and I tried to walk away to catch the other exhibits, but to be quite honest, we were pulled back to this rabbit. That's right: This rabbit is so freaking huge, it has its own gravitational pull.

I mean, look at this!

For Christ's sake! That rabbit's head is the same size as my daughter's! They could share a set of bunk beds! They could go to school together! They could be roommates in college and have arguments over house expenses!

His name is Humphrey. In Mexico he would be called El Conejo De Diablo Gigante, and he would be a wrestler.

That rabbit is so big, while we were there, he got a phone call from the stevedore union who told him to come in tomorrow 'cause the strike's been settled.

He's so big, Major League Baseball pre-emptively suspended him 50 games for violating the drug policy.

I can't believe the size of that rabbit.

UPDATE: If you took a rabbit pregnancy test and you killed this rabbit, then you're about to be known as "OctoMom."

UPDATE: This rabbit was so big, before I left he called me over and asked if I could get a message to Donnie Darko.

UPDATE: This rabbit was so big, after the fair we went to a bar, where he got drunk and went on and on about how much he missed Jimmy Stewart. (Courtesy of Cinnamon Brunmier-Keller.)

UPDATE: This rabbit was so big, he had a gold record on the wall of his cage for his hit single "Drivin' My Life Away." (Ehhh....)

UPDATE: This rabbit was so big, Volkswagen made him available in both regular and diesel.  (Again courtesy of Cinnamon Brunmier-Keller.)

UPDATE: This rabbit was so big, he told the Trix Rabbit, "Screw the kids -- I'm takin' their damn cereal!"

UPDATE: This rabbit was so big, a magician pulled him out of a sombrero.

UPDATE: This rabbit was so big, I hooked his ears up to an old TV and got perfect reception of a station in China.

UPDATE: This rabbit was so big, I took his foot to a casino and won 20 million dollars.

UPDATE: This rabbit was so big, John Updike wrote a book about him called "Rabbit Crush."
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