Song Of The Day 3/12/2013: Slapp Happy - "Everybody's Slimmin'"

Happy National Health Through Fitness Day. For all of you who have been keeping healthy through fitness this past year, congratulations and enjoy two free servings of flaxseed oil for the self-sacrifice of one! I'd like to start this day off right for you, and that means playing some Dagmar Krause. Released at the height of Fondamania around 1983, this track urges you to "shake your yomma yommas like you're humping a ghost," and answers the question "How did Franz Kafka keep so thin? He ate himself from within!" I'll be sitting down over here with the crème brûlée eyes. Go team!