Song Of The Day 9/27/2016: Graham Parker & the Rumour – “Stupefaction”
Trump has an audible nasal issue.— Paul Pearson (@paulshrug) September 27, 2016
— Paul Pearson (@paulshrug) September 27, 2016
It's like the WWE with less preparation.— Paul Pearson (@paulshrug) September 27, 2016
"It's all words." That's because it's a debate. Without words it would be a staring contest, or the floor of a Trump casino.— Paul Pearson (@paulshrug) September 27, 2016
— Paul Pearson (@paulshrug) September 27, 2016
Last time I tried to do "better at cyber" the librarian asked me clean my seat and leave. #UpTopAmirite— Paul Pearson (@paulshrug) September 27, 2016
BABABBOOEY— Paul Pearson (@paulshrug) September 27, 2016
Is this what those beatniks used to call "word jazz"?— Paul Pearson (@paulshrug) September 27, 2016
Have you called Sean Hannity lately? He's waiting for your call. #LonelyAtTheFox— Paul Pearson (@paulshrug) September 27, 2016
Trump is going to singlehandedly put sound collage artists out of business.— Paul Pearson (@paulshrug) September 27, 2016
Guys, I'm really worried about Sean Hannity. Has anybody called him lately?— Paul Pearson (@paulshrug) September 27, 2016
#BetterCallSean— Paul Pearson (@paulshrug) September 27, 2016
(Apologies -- I can't believe it took me this long to think of that one)
Last note of the night: man oh MAN, I can't wait for the Bad Lip Reading video of this debate. ManohmanohmanohMAAAAAANN.— Paul Pearson (@paulshrug) September 27, 2016
And with that, I give you a Graham Parker video that sums it up in a more existential sense.