Whatever Gets You Thru the Night Christmas Edition

DJ Sotto Voce is an Arctic stock advisor. Since 1792 he has helped cute woodland creatures and gothic transplants make sound financial investments in crustaceans, faux cryolite, hydropower, and mistrust of outsiders. He is credited as the inspiration for the formation of the Svalbard Cartel, who cornered the market on pickle futures and caused the Great Puckering of 1935. To book him for lectures and promotional appearances, contact a representative at his agency, Legends Of The Klondike. (Please do not reverse charges.)

Matthias Reim - Letzte Weihnacht

Shonen Knife - Space Christmas

Martin Newell - Christmas in Suburbia

Kurtis Blow - Christmas Rappin'

Peter & the Test Tube Babies - I'm Getting Pissed for Christmas

The Moog Machine - Jingle Bells

The Hives & Cyndi Lauper - A Christmas Duel

Elton John - Ho! Ho! Ho! (Who'd Be a Turkey at Christmas)

Devo - Merry Something to You

XTC - Thanks For Christmas

NRBQ - Christmas Wish

Ramones - Merry Christmas (I Don't Want To Fight Tonight)

Low - Just Like Christmas

The Murder City Devils - 364 Days

Wonderful World of Joey - What Sweet Child O' Mine Is This

Mariah Carey - All I Want for Christmas Is You