My complete contributions to the Twitter meme #SoberJimMorrison

Riding on the storm? Are you kidding? My insurance rates would skyrocket! #SoberJimMorrison
— Paul Pearson (@paulshrug) October 21, 2014

Perhaps we do need to add a bassist. Herman's Hermits has one. #SoberJimMorrison
— Paul Pearson (@paulshrug) October 21, 2014

In case of emergency, please locate the nearest exit. I want to make sure we all get out of here alive. #SoberJimMorrison
— Paul Pearson (@paulshrug) October 21, 2014

How 'bout you love me one time, then we can stay up and catch the Tonight Show? Joey Bishop's the guest. He's a riot! #SoberJimMorrison
— Paul Pearson (@paulshrug) October 21, 2014

Actually we're a little bit ahead of schedule, so if you want to do some mire-wallowing I think we'll still be good. #SoberJimMorrison
— Paul Pearson (@paulshrug) October 21, 2014

He asked where the bathroom was, they said second door on the left, and then he just walked on down the hall. #SoberJimMorrison
— Paul Pearson (@paulshrug) October 21, 2014

Personally I think being strange is sort of a self-conscious affectation. #SoberJimMorrison
— Paul Pearson (@paulshrug) October 21, 2014

Hey Miami, I got somethin' I wanna show ya -- pictures of my vacation in upstate New York! #SoberJimMorrison
— Paul Pearson (@paulshrug) October 21, 2014

Look, guys, I'm all for artistic freedom, but I really don't want to upset the CBS censors. They're very nice people. #SoberJimMorrison
— Paul Pearson (@paulshrug) October 21, 2014

Father, I want to play catch with you. Mother, what's for dinner? #SoberJimMorrison
— Paul Pearson (@paulshrug) October 21, 2014